She had a perfectly nice and sane profile until this:
"I'm just a Southern girl, who values God, guns and football! I can look nice but also don't mind getting dirty. You can take me hunting with you if you like, or you can leave me back at the house while YOU go hunting, and I will have a nice meal and other surprises ready for you when you come home. I like pleasing men, and being their helpers. I stand beside them but never in front of them. Take me out for a nice dinner if you want, but I am just as content ordering pizza and watching college football with you (but it has to be an SEC team). I will even go fetch you a cold beer when you want it. When the sun goes down I can be sexy."
Overly subservient is the only phrase that comes to mind. I am sure a nice male chauvinist pig will find her nice.
Since this is an advice column, here is my advice: The first sentence or two is okay. The third sentence needs to rewritten similar to "While I enjoy hunting, if it is something that you prefer doing alone that is cool. I will make sure that there is something hot to eat when you get in from the cold." Delete all that "man pleaser, never in front" stuff. Rephrase the dining material to "Pizza & SEC football or fine dining, I am good with both." Delete the last two lines.
The advice doled out is unqualified and is just for entertainment purposes. Your results may vary. The author is in no way responsible for any consequences be they positive or negative.
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